Over 102963

Break Demotivational Poster

OH OH OH - the humanity

TAGS: breaking a nail
Rating: 4.88/5

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Face425 - June 26, 2014, 10:01 pm
Some men (who are pussies) act like a woman
cheesefrog - June 27, 2012, 1:21 pm
5l buddies girlfriend cries when she has to trim her nails. buddie got toe crushed by car and the nail went into the sole of his foot
thecrotchetyoldcynic - June 24, 2012, 1:01 am
Just imagine if they lost an entire finger.
GaryO - June 23, 2012, 11:54 am
Yeah. But as Steve, my Lady is low maintenance. Hell, she still gnaws them off while riding shotgun during Wrangler stump jumping escapades. Then there’s her big haired, plunging necklined sister from Texas. I’d cry if she broke one’a them $1000 nails.
mariand - June 23, 2012, 2:29 am
so true...lol @ greeny, good idea
SteveFurlong - June 22, 2012, 6:08 pm
5L for truth. (Actually, my wife is not at all vain or silly about such things. I lucked out.)
Greeny - June 22, 2012, 5:17 pm
This one's going on the bathroom mirror - 5L

BREAKFAST - The most important meal of the day ...

Ideas -

TAGS: butt groudbreaking anime funny fail
Rating: 2.7/5

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Shendue - December 30, 2008, 10:27 pm
Definetely a groundbreaking one.
Sean - November 11, 2008, 9:30 pm
repeat ...

DEADPOOL - His secret ingredient is love. ~ Just kidding, it's napalm.

TAGS: remember kids it takes a lot of energy to keep up with deadpool so be sure to eat all seventeen courses of your breakfast assignment for december 13 smells
Rating: 3.94/5

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K0rNb4LL - February 15, 2013, 2:32 am
For those that don't know him also keep in mind that Deadpool is clinically insane and does crazy stuff like what is in the pic almost every opportunity he can. He's gotten really popular lately.
BoneCD - December 13, 2009, 10:26 pm
mp Mr. C
CANADA - December 13, 2009, 10:24 pm
Thanks Bone!
BoneCD - December 13, 2009, 10:17 pm
"Deadpool" (one word) is super hero - "Dead Pool" (two words) for betting on who is going to die next.
BoneCD - December 13, 2009, 10:15 pm
Some kind of marvel super hero...but those of that are betting kinda guys refer to the "Dead Pool" as a list of names were we bet on who's going to die next - mostly celebs. What?!? Never heard?
CANADA - December 13, 2009, 10:10 pm
i may have asked this before but whats dead pool?

Life lesson -

TAGS: stone heart cannot break mariand
Rating: 4.88/5

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ughomer - October 24, 2014, 9:09 am
mariand has spoken!
mizzdizz - October 24, 2014, 2:37 am
She's dyslexic! The coach told her to whop the other end!
Greeny - October 22, 2014, 10:44 pm
oh yeah
GaryO - October 22, 2014, 10:09 pm

THAT GUY - is my hero.

TAGS: fat guy spring break hero
Rating: 3.35/5

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Viper - May 25, 2010, 9:13 pm
lol times 20
LogicDude - February 2, 2009, 10:20 am
Best photobomb ever! Or is it an almost Photo cannonball?
Sean - August 12, 2008, 4:53 pm
And let's imagine that he is mometarily possessed by the ghost of John Belushi. Amen.

C-C-C-COMBO BREAKER!!! - Somebody had to do it.

BREAK A LEG - Woman say giving birth is the most painful experience a person can go through. Somehow i think they'd have a hard time convincing this guy.

TAGS: soccer break leg bone painful
Rating: 4.59/5

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genjigem - July 27, 2011, 2:27 am
its still planted!
house - July 26, 2011, 7:41 am
**mouth agape, chin on floor** can't look away. 5L caveman. Google pics of Traore broken leg playing for LFC (it happened twice - once to each leg)
internetninjaII - July 26, 2011, 7:36 am
I am a woman, and I approve of this message!

FRANKLY MY DEAR - I don't give a damn.

SPRING BREAK - 3 airfares to Cancun = $4,500 Money spent on alcohol = $1,000 4some with a Blow-Up Doll = Priceless!

TAGS: funny fail timmy cancun spring break
Rating: 4.07/5

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agdaniele - August 31, 2010, 7:03 pm
Grey loves to remember back to when he was a blow-up doll.
GreyScorpion - August 31, 2010, 11:02 am
ahhh, the memories...5L

BREAKING UP - When all else fails just be creative!

TAGS: break up man woman letter awesome epic
Rating: 4.18/5

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nicholsjoshua15 - July 25, 2013, 3:22 pm
I saw this and started laughing my a*s off. It's a good thing too because I'm having a bad day.


TAGS: bacon eggs morning classic breakfast
Rating: 4.52/5

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ladystarscream - August 31, 2011, 4:10 pm
Excellent 5 Lions!!!

TAKE A BREAK - Have a kit-kat


TAGS: breakfast club richard vernon
Rating: 4.77/5

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Airman - March 2, 2011, 4:50 pm
I was smitten with Ally
steph1 - March 2, 2011, 4:03 pm
John Bender: Eat... My... Shorts. ---- Richard Vernon: You just bought yourself another Saturday. ----- loved the breakfast club ---- and Ally Sheedy was HOT

2 GURLZ 4 EVERY BOY - I'm quite sure this will lure a lot of sexually confused collegians onto the sands of Mexico

TAGS: spring break
Rating: 1.79/5

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bill - October 11, 2009, 3:22 pm
i wish


TAGS: stormtroppers for breakfast wytch
Rating: 4.2/5

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fascistfrenchman - May 20, 2013, 7:16 pm
Good image, simple but witty text, very popular subject... 5L's
Coombsy007 - September 6, 2011, 9:57 pm
any 5tar wars refernce gets 5 from me

WALTER WHITE - Even at 52 Years Old, he is STILL THE DANGER


MONEY LAUNDERING - Well, of course that's what it means.

C- C- C- COMBO BREAKER - Frosted Butts

TAGS: combo breaker
Rating: 2.55/5

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NAPalm - September 10, 2008, 6:25 pm
Dustin Marthington - August 4, 2008, 5:06 pm

BREAK-UPS - Tissues are what both men, and women go to after a break up. Women use them clean off the tears And men… well they also use them to clean up bodily fluids


TAGS: pzy break up ocean dump
Rating: 4.67/5

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GySgt1811a - February 26, 2012, 5:03 pm
"When it rains, it pours."
TheOne - February 26, 2012, 10:06 am
I've been swimming with the fishes these days...
Reality Lord - February 26, 2012, 8:10 am

awe5ome. makes me all happy inside and i don't know why psy.

G R A V I T Y - Nobody thinks about it, until you have to land... ...by then,it's too late to save your stupid ass.


BREAK´S - Are Necessary

TAGS: breaks
Rating: 3.48/5

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sjrslev - December 2, 2012, 3:42 am
what do you mean?
Rick69 - April 25, 2012, 3:06 pm
... The apostrophe isn't ...

Breaking Bad -

DOMO ARIGATO - mister roboto

Breakfast cereal -

TAGS: cereal breakfast cannibals
Rating: 5/5

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mizzdizz - March 27, 2016, 9:49 am
Who, me? (innocent look on my face, not quite pulling it off)
thecrotchetyoldcynic - March 26, 2016, 9:16 pm
Lol! VERY messed up.
mizzdizz - March 26, 2016, 11:06 am
Very funny Cynic! The one that the arrow is pointing at looks like its about to start nibbling on itself!!!! HAHAHAHAHA! ^!!!!!

YOU GOT SERVED!! - An inevitable outcome when you go up against the funky fresh Toro del Pop N Lock!

TAGS: bull breakdancing
Rating: 4/5

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agdaniele - May 17, 2010, 1:35 am
Excellent original twist on a previously used pic. 5L

SO ERNIE? - Ya left me for Big Bird cause he looks like a big rubber ducky. How 'bout this for a big bird so start the ducking!


TAGS: crack o dawn breakfast cook
Rating: 3.81/5

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shmoe13 - November 8, 2010, 4:38 am
mmmm, yummy a little more syrup please

TOP O' THE MORNIN' TO YA - now part of a balanced, nutritional breakfast


RULE .303 -

TAGS: rule 303 breaker morant smle
Rating: 4.05/5

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Millzy - August 23, 2016, 8:26 pm
I'll drink to that.


TAGS: breaking the dream
Rating: 3.47/5

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Motifake Wit Liberation Front - April 5, 2009, 11:09 am
This is brilliant! One of my favorite motifakes ever ever ever! 5 Lions and a thousand bonus points ( at the current exchange rate from US bonus points to Canadian, that means 1229 bonus points for you.)


TAGS: breakfast death perfect
Rating: 4.91/5

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Talis Briedis - January 30, 2011, 3:01 am
There are an astounding 22 votes on this one! WOW! from all 30 moderators....
Sound - January 29, 2011, 8:01 pm
i lol'ed
Dreamscape - January 29, 2011, 2:47 pm
LOL Someone put too much thought into this one
Reality Lord - January 28, 2011, 8:38 pm

so damn good!

BREAKING NEWS - Gang of Virgins terrorize City Centre.


TAGS: shakespeare heartbreak love loss
Rating: 4.92/5

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GaryO - May 4, 2015, 7:38 pm
like nine month's worth

STICKS AND STONES - May break my bones, but my foot up your ass is really going to hurt.

TAGS: sticks stones break bones ass
Rating: 4.8/5

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spypengen - April 19, 2012, 1:53 pm
that's a matter of opinion if you know what I mean(no homo)

LOLI+BIGEYES+INTERNET - oh look +combo breaker. the perfect

TAGS: japanese combo breaker
Rating: 3.11/5
Bartimaeus - October 31, 2009, 5:25 pm
5! C-C-C-Combobreaker!
Luzhezhiita - October 31, 2009, 5:18 pm
HEY! She's my friend at Facebook, how did her photo ended up here?? She's called Cx Tan at Fb. Serious case of Stalking here -.-
surprisebuttsecks - August 6, 2009, 3:14 pm
That's just a rumor. And I heard that grammar nazis are exasperating.
Signe - February 16, 2009, 8:54 am
LOLz people are hilarious!


TAGS: j35u5m4 combo breaker ccc
Rating: 2.51/5

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Sweeeeeeet - July 2, 2008, 7:48 pm
Thats fuckin wicked



TAGS: calendar break her heart love
Rating: 4.8/5

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gas - February 14, 2012, 4:19 pm
holymoly - February 14, 2012, 1:11 pm
I've done this.... 5L for the memory..
firestarr - February 14, 2012, 11:20 am
best motifake ever.
Zetmonk - February 14, 2012, 1:06 am
That's ruthless. 5 for the masochist!

PIZZA BREAKFAST - "If eating left over pizza for breakfast is wrong, I don't wanna be right!"

TAGS: pizza breakfast wrong right
Rating: 4.29/5

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beastmaster - August 1, 2012, 7:41 pm
I agree! ;)
CloudchaserS - July 30, 2012, 8:19 am
Damn straight! If I'm hungry and it's food, I eat it!


TAGS: they will break your heart
Rating: 3.57/5

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agdaniele - May 29, 2010, 3:16 pm
...making them doubly suited for what I'm interested in.


TAGS: breakfast
Rating: 4.8/5

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Silverheart - January 28, 2013, 4:27 pm

I'll take a dozen of those, with 5L coffees, to go. :)


TAGS: men and women have heartbreak
Rating: 4.47/5

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tellitlikeitis - June 25, 2011, 7:10 pm
Depends how old a woman is...if she's young, she's she'll probably do it for head games... if she's old, she just can't be bothered and there's probably something better on t.v. Men mostly to break a date, because they have a hotter date!
Cyberhagen - June 25, 2011, 11:59 am
Sorry, I just don't agree with this one. Women will also break a date just to play hard to get and play head games. Men are more likely to break a date because they got called in to work.
rerun - June 25, 2011, 8:30 am

this is your best one yet
Verdeckt - June 24, 2011, 10:22 pm
Nice!.. 5 lipstick stained collars


TAGS: butterteeth that is a deal breaker
Rating: 4.36/5

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jackripper - August 18, 2010, 10:18 am
I think she has been smoking a few of those rocks, not chewing on them
agdaniele - August 11, 2010, 10:01 pm


TAGS: all hell breaks loose
Rating: 3.63/5

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spacedog - October 25, 2009, 4:35 pm
5 *feline instinctive response*
Sean - October 25, 2009, 12:34 pm
Haarakkon - October 25, 2009, 11:28 am
This, this is amazing. Excellent, Sean.
BoneCD - October 25, 2009, 9:10 am
Cats! Cats! Cats! 5 I hate cats!


TAGS: a disturbing image from the video i want to break free assignment for january 5 queen
Rating: 2.9/5

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Derek - January 5, 2010, 3:10 pm
They always seemed to have Victoria on the drum.

BREAKFAST - Is Watching You Masturbate. Sicko.

TAGS: breakfast watch masturbate
Rating: 1.79/5

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Porcelina - March 1, 2009, 2:02 pm
That looks good.
RnR - August 4, 2008, 10:52 am
that aint breakfast! breakfast also includes fried eggs, and bacon, and kippers, and bacon, and baked beans, and bacon and hashes and toast and bacon and gallons of coffee/tea and orance juice. And did i mention bacon?
Sean - May 11, 2008, 2:03 am
I hate when that happens. Five foofy poodles from me. Good show -- but I don't mean what your breakfast saw the other day. That was downright rude.


THE CEREAL AISLE PIMP - You, yeah you, what you fancy? You a sugarcoated bro? We got everything you want if you got the cheddar!


BREAKING NEWS - Authorities have learned the identity of the last person with Whitney Houston the night of her death .


ambition -

TAGS: ambition breaking out of tomb
Rating: 4.83/5

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Oldsod - February 8, 2014, 7:52 am
Just when I thought there was no value to the whole zombie meme...5 edumacatshunal lions...


BEER - Making spring break less memorable for more than a 100 years.

TAGS: beer spring break
Rating: 2.77/5

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agdaniele - March 24, 2010, 8:32 pm
GuinnessTroll - March 24, 2010, 3:40 pm
the beach is that way?

C-C-C-COMBO BREAKER! - That was an epic one.


TAGS: break up dumb kick ass
Rating: 4.96/5

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Sean - December 23, 2017, 1:22 pm
Oh I get it. The poster can say a*s*s, but I can't. ;)
Sean - December 23, 2017, 1:21 pm
I truly love this one. Incidentally, the last time my dumb ass got dumped: by text message! :0
thecrotchetyoldcynic - July 24, 2013, 11:05 pm
When I was a child, I saw this guy dumping his girl - at a Jack in the Box no less! The scene was awesome. I wish they had camera phones when I was young. Or even cell phones... Or camcorders that weren't the size of toaster oven for everyone to notice XD


TAGS: snap break up finish cubby
Rating: 4.8/5

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Donkasaurus - January 18, 2011, 8:03 pm
No wonder she didn't feel the need to keep ken around.
Cubbybear - January 18, 2011, 1:05 am
Donkasaurus - January 18, 2011, 12:28 am
Is that what I think it is on the end table?


TAGS: careful if ya break the seal youll void the warranty
Rating: 4.77/5

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spacedog - August 5, 2010, 11:43 pm


TAGS: down on luck heartbreaking choices
Rating: 4.71/5

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mariand - May 14, 2012, 3:34 am
caveman - May 13, 2012, 9:07 am
maoworks2 - May 13, 2012, 8:42 am
O.K How Did You Get A Picture Of Me ?

B R A V E R Y - Never confuse it with STUPIDITY... ...your life may depend on it.

BREAKING THE ICE - Best celebrated with fancy costumes and a drink when achieved.

TAGS: qc awkward zone breaking the ice fancy suit costume drink alcohol
Rating: 3.36/5

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Kamai - November 2, 2009, 8:47 pm
it's indeed from QC, I found the pic in the merchandise section. apparently they sell it on printed Tshirts and that kind of stuff
tehsupercheez - November 2, 2009, 8:45 pm
looks like Steve and Marten from questionable content
Derek - November 2, 2009, 3:39 pm
Learnt this at a Halloween party


TAGS: april calendar 2010 dash break dash she broke my heart i ripped hers out dash i dated her sister
Rating: 3.07/5

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agdaniele - April 10, 2010, 9:21 pm
Needed a basement poster, lester?


TAGS: ice breakers
Rating: 3/5

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5butjam - August 29, 2010, 12:23 pm
Don't get it sorry, and caps?

HEY!!! - Whats a Combo Breaker???

TAGS: combo breaker you star wars
Rating: 2.67/5

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Motifake Wit Liberation Front - November 21, 2008, 12:07 pm
It's a cliche.

OUTSMARTING YOUR GIRLFRIEND - It's really not that hard.


TAGS: breakfast bacon america
Rating: 4.92/5

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Greybeard - November 9, 2012, 8:52 pm
Thank you.
Iconoclast - November 9, 2012, 4:38 pm
Very good. Worthy of 5 coronary artery blockages.


I SWEAR TO GOD - If he says "Please don't squeeze the Charmin" one more time while we are on vacation...

TAGS: mrs whipple about to break
Rating: 4.55/5

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ughomer - October 12, 2012, 6:54 pm
Funny as hell!!!

PHRASE WORDS CORRECTLY - I said to my girlfriend ‘I think we should cut ties with each other’ The next day we had to go shopping together


TAGS: break memories evidence destroy
Rating: 4.35/5

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robbidos - July 16, 2012, 2:02 am
But you can hide the body
mariand - October 12, 2011, 2:55 am
very true

BREAKING UP - Best explained through a doodle.

THE FASHION POLICE - Must be on coffee break.

TAGS: fashion police coffee break redneck freaks fat
Rating: 3.61/5

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Nagori - August 11, 2010, 7:33 am
I refuse to aknowledge that these people willingly clothed themselves in these outfits...... I know I'm no Fashion Nazi, but I still like being able to sleep at night.........
booger13 - March 25, 2010, 7:37 am
the worst >> points at the picture in question . altho i have seen things at a WM that would give even Cubby/pedobear nightmares *hence the drinking of the strongest booze in Trek history*
booger13 - March 25, 2010, 7:34 am
some one call the Klingons i think i ran out of bloodwine >__> (i need to be drunk, dagnabbit). best part about WM, going to the frozen section @ 4 am and seeing all the sexy strippers in the Frozen aisles . True story
CANADA - February 10, 2010, 2:50 pm
That site is disturbing
phydeaux - February 10, 2010, 11:29 am
I love the People Of Walmart site.

SPRING BREAK - in Indonesia

PESHWAR GINGER OUTBREAK - A local tackels a ginger, while the MARINE flees for his life, as gingers over-ran their tiny isolated out-post.

C-C-C-COMBO BREAKER - It had to be said...



TAGS: heart ache break up skank toilet humor your mom
Rating: 4.44/5

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Claire - August 29, 2010, 6:54 pm
Pretty funny. 5L
spacedog - August 29, 2010, 5:31 pm
rerun - August 29, 2010, 4:20 pm

you can almost hear the echo.....she looks like a dirty girl too.


NOTHING PERSONAL - Dear John! Saw you yesterday with that blonde. Left you a message!


TAGS: break into home guns baby
Rating: 3.71/5

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LogicDude - January 26, 2010, 5:13 pm
Then the other kids will learn to not sneak out. Ever.
Chrelle66 - January 26, 2010, 4:42 pm
A great idea... until your teenager makes a noise coming home late one night.
Derek's a retard - November 2, 2009, 1:01 am
Derek, you're a fucking moron, nuff said.
Derek - August 4, 2009, 2:54 am
An excellent way for you to make your mistakes permanent.

R e s o l v e -

BREAKFAST - Ending marriages for over 100 years


TAGS: beer spring break crowd
Rating: 2.5/5

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ICEMAN - December 11, 2009, 8:38 pm
Lets try 1933 instead.


CHAIN BREAK! - Because someone had to do it.

TAGS: chain break
Rating: 1.85/5

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Lol - July 24, 2008, 1:30 am
C-c-c-c-c-c-combo Breaker!




TAGS: communication breakdown calendar listen
Rating: 5/5

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GaryO - March 15, 2012, 7:38 pm
Geez, the pros are out tonight. Nice

-50c and beyond -

TAGS: winter temperatures record breaking lows manitoba sickening
Rating: 5/5

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MissPriss - January 1, 2014, 2:47 pm
Ah... the hangover cometh, came and looks like it's happy to remain...BAHAHA...shh...teehee.
GaryO - January 1, 2014, 2:40 pm
Whatever it is, put it on my forehead.
MissPriss - January 1, 2014, 2:10 pm
Jack? Frost? Come on over and I'll make ya some hot cocoa! Do you like yours frozen or similar to the texture of a Slurpee?
GaryO - January 1, 2014, 12:57 pm
Cold shot, Missy. Timberline Lodge never looked so sinister. Neither did Jack.
MissPriss - January 1, 2014, 10:23 am
It so cold here that I'd been happy with 1 warm L...thanks mao.
maoworks2 - January 1, 2014, 8:14 am
Love It 5 Cold L'S

The Drive By -

TAGS: break in theft stolen remote control drive by crazy
Rating: 4.93/5

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MissPriss - May 14, 2014, 11:48 pm
Thank you Mr. Gary. Now don't get any ideas!
MissPriss - May 14, 2014, 11:47 pm
Thanks Jesus. Sometimes it really shocks me that you have a sense of humour...but then it passes. Tee hee!
GaryO - May 14, 2014, 10:51 pm
Bam! 5
JesusWept - May 14, 2014, 6:36 pm
HAHA! Very nice! L L L L L

EXPERIENCE - Never break up with someone while you are a passenger in their car.


TAGS: love relationship breakup pain sharing
Rating: 4.9/5

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Greybeard - January 1, 2013, 8:48 pm
Thanks all, but since the tune was played on Armed Forces Radio a few days ago, I had to get it out of my head somehow.... : )
MissPriss - January 1, 2013, 6:52 pm
Must resist...keep it out of my head....this is the song that never ends....it just goes on and on my friends..oh tainted love! Damn.
Silverheart - January 1, 2013, 1:08 pm

Grreeaattt now I'm going to have that stuck in my head all day. That song's like a virus, so I'm going to listen to The Cure. 5Ls


TAGS: heart break music play wrong
Rating: 4.87/5

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tellitlikeitis - March 13, 2012, 10:34 am
Very nice.

TOO LITTLE, TOO LATE - She needed me to change, so I did. Too bad it was after she had already left

TAGS: love heartbreak
Rating: 4.8/5

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EmilioDumphque - October 1, 2012, 4:01 am
She went to Utah?
aggressiveneutrality - September 30, 2012, 10:26 pm
rerun - September 30, 2012, 4:29 pm

very nice